I miss Peeps. Stupid not-vegan Peeps. I used to eat them and love them, not just rip them in half and throw them at people so they get half-Peeps stuck to them and get all mad ’cause they’d have little bits of sugary marshmallow on their clothes for the rest of the day.
But I figure if someone made vegan Peeps (Veeps?) they’d probably get sued.